Funny Quotes

Hey all I be back, and yoyu know that guy who was mentioned in my last post Jonathan Roberts(yeah that dickhead human), well he's back to with some funny new quotes such as: I looked at a sheep and had a philisophocal epiphiny
I was hungry
AND:
I like roast lamb

boredom is the route to...
[drumroll]
more boredom
heed this sage advice dear followers
actually it's not advice its a statement

ever wondered why we learn french at school?
I have an anwser:
Je ne sais pas

Et Finélament(and finally)

I looked up at the sky and saw...aeroplanes
why
w​hy do they always fly where that blue bit of sky is?
they ruined my sentimental moment
bastards

Society sucks

Over the past three weeks moi et mes compains Peter Butcher and Jonny Roberts have been drawing how different aspects of society work over the coming weeks I will post many pics depicting many scenes such as Communism, Buissness and many more. This week Communism the picture shows a group of people that are equal, how communist countries should be, and on the left people that are more equal. I hope you find these pics funny and as amusing as we do

how i came into exsistence

A good friend once asked me "How goes it?" and I thought "I need to think up a witty answer" by the time I had thought up this answer the oppurtuninty had passed my good friend had already asked someone else. To this question he replied"Goes it how it goes".
This blog aims to find witty answers to all questions that you my loyal 'failed oppurtunists' need answers for.
Following this blog will be answers to "Hows it hangin'?".

Join the campaign get all your friends to follow this blog.
If you wish to contact me
mitchell.lacrosse45@gmail.com is my email address