Thursday, 28 July 2011

Funny Quotes

Hey all I be back, and yoyu know that guy who was mentioned in my last post Jonathan Roberts(yeah that dickhead human), well he's back to with some funny new quotes such as: I looked at a sheep and had a philisophocal epiphiny
I was hungry
AND:
I like roast lamb

boredom is the route to...
[drumroll]
more boredom
heed this sage advice dear followers
actually it's not advice its a statement

ever wondered why we learn french at school?
I have an anwser:
Je ne sais pas

Et Finélament(and finally)

I looked up at the sky and saw...aeroplanes
why
w​hy do they always fly where that blue bit of sky is?
they ruined my sentimental moment
bastards