Urgh... LIFE!!!!

Urgh, as you can probably guess from my title; I am in a bad mood! Which, is a good thing for my friends, as we have concluded that when in a bad mood, I am nicer than usual, but when in a good mood, I tend to more violent. Strange, I know! But, yes, a bad mood is inhabiting my brain, due to a little, and I do mean tiny person known as Matt Cregg, actually no, his name doesn't deserve capitals! matt cregg, has some how found out that my answer phone message on my house phone is rather embarrassing, and continues to mock for what my mother made me do! And, what's more his 'friends' decided to join in, but they stopped, he continued, in an attempt to gain popularity, I can only imagine!

The Song.

Yes, well, after days of waiting, your still going to have to wait, I seem to have lost the book in which I wrote it...
Wait, found it!!!
No, no I didn't.

Hey, again.

Firstly, how many of blog posts are named 'Hey.'
Seriously, someone count!!!
Secondly, as said in my previous post, here is the link to my new blog:
http://thenerdmeetingplace.blogspot.co.uk/

I'm an artist.

Hello, my loyal six followers, tolet you know, I am co-writing a new blog, the link to which you will find bellow, also, for those of you who care, I happen to be writting a song. The lyrics to which, and possibly a URL to an audio clip of me singing it will be posted, and copyrighted, for my next post.

Good-bye for now.

Hunger Games!!

Right, being a HUGE Hunger Game fan, I have one thing to say to Debra Zane, the caster of the film, good job, but, one thing, KATNISS IS NOT MEANT TO BE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!! Damnit, did you read the goddamn book? She's is not meant to be attractive so the love between her and Peeta/Gale is more real, and less shallow!!!!!! Did Suzanne Collins even have a say in this film?

Subject of the blog...

Hey, all, sorry I haven't been blogging as much as I think I should be, and how about a shout out to my new viewing country: New Zealand, [Woop Woop], and now, on a more serious note, I have come to a rather abrupt case of writers block. I need help, urgently, I need suggestions on what this blog should actually be about! Here are some suggestions: A blog-diary, a monthly update on the book I am co-writing, the same as I'm doing now, or maybe something else you, my readers, would find interesting.
Well, leave your suggestions in the comment box, as I leave you on this note; a man takes his son camping, and on the third night he wakes his son up and tells him: "Son, look up at the stars, and tell me what they tell you," The son replied: "Dad, they tell me that there are millions of galaxies and planets, we learnt that in science," his dad replied, "No, you are being too logical, the the fact that we can see them tells us that someone has stolen our tent..."
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Good-bye, my viewers.

Sorry Alex!

Alex, I'm sorry... PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I'LL DIE IF YOU DON'T... I'm sorry, please accept my apology? Please...

Hey, get in touch!

Hello, just incase you cared, I have an Xbox LIVE account which can also be used to contact me on, just send a message, or Friend Request to: Gnl Jaffa Cake. Also, my new email address is Maelstrom.Key@gmail.com, please use that to email your questions etc., thanks!!!

Remembered Something!

Hey, guess who just remembered the entire purpose of this blog, ME! I just remembered that, if you look on my very first post, you have been promised witty answers to lifes questions, so, here's one, enjoy... Have you ever noticed that, instead of saying "How's life?" or "How are you?", Americans simply say "S'up?" or "What's up?" Well, an amusingly scientific or logical answer to that would be "Planes..." or "Birds..." or if this person happens to prefer this hairstyle, "You're hair...", and finally, if they/you enjoy the occasional innuendo, "My penis/weener/dick etc, etc... Hope you enjoyed this, next time it will be "How's it hangin'?"...
Follow, follow, tell your friends to follow, but mainly you, follow, buy cheese and follow...

Also...

I believe a 'shout-out' is also owed to my one view in the following countries, Sri Lanka, Australia, Singapore and Nepal, also the three views in Russia, and 5 in Canada, but my 50 views in Britain, and 89 in the USA really take the cake! So, please follow, or email me, and now on a more personal note; will that viewer in Australia please contact me, I wish to speak to you... But I am no peado, ask my followers, few they maybe, but trusted they are also!

Hey.

Hello, after looking at my recent viewing history, I have noticed that my main audience is in America, and also, I have had way too many page views for them to be all off my friends/followers, please if you view my blog, or like what you see, please follow me, and tell your friends, any questions can be sent to mitchell.lacrosse45@gmail.com so please follow, and for my American viewers, [CHEST POUND x2] peace out!!!!! [PEACE HAND-GESTURE]

Sorry...

Hello, and to all you... followers, I have found an error with my last post, the hyperlinks ARE there, they just nedd to be hovered over to be seen... This is also true for that of my profile viewing, under my intro, you amy see a large black gap, move your cursor there and a white hyperlink WILL appear... I shall write another post soon, goodbye, farewell and till next we meet, a gentle good 'morrow.

Communism.

Communism, my cute little followers(sorry if I patronised you), this blog is about the wonders of Communism, its History, and why everyone hates it! Communism is a way of ruling a country, well, the idea is that nobody rules anybody, nobody 'owns' anybody, nobody is richer or poorer than the rest of the population, and there is no government or power etc. This means that everyone is equal, it first started in Italy, but they failed, and turned it into Fascism, then Russia adopted the idea and made it 'work', the government still earned more and people still found a way to be richer than others, the black market. Most countries don't adopt communism because we are, what are called, Capitalists, we believe people should be treated differently because of intellegence, gender, social satus, shit reasons like that! For example, we all know how rich the Queen of England is, right, well, all she does is pass her opinion on laws and write a speech for Christmas day, now compare the Queens pay with a Brain Surgeon, A brain surgeon does 200x the work of the Queen, and they help save lives in the proccess, but they still earn less!!!! That, is Capitalism, and people want to stay this way because they want to be rich, this is what we call, materialism.
Key words and links to their definitions:
Fascism
Social Status
Materialism

Hello.

Why hello people of earth, and possibly beyond, I have many things to discuss with you but firstly, I have to apologise for my absencce, I have not posted for quite some time and wish to re-aquant my self with the process of 'blogging'. So, sorry. And, welcome, mes amis, to the year of the dragon, or so I'm told! It is also the year when my life must come to an end, sad but true, my life, as of February 1st 2012 is know over run with exams/ mocks which I must pass, for I fear that if I do not, I will die at my Head Teachers hands for bringing down this schools 'reputation'! Well, as I fear this statement maybe true, I am afraid this maybe good bye. D': And,by the way, this blog has permission to be used as evidence in court, just in case... ;(